Rate The Characters in Cobra Starship's New Video

It's called "Middle Finger" and it's with Mac Miller. The music video would have qualified for MVotD, but let's play a little game. First, watch the video:

Second, think of all the characters you remember. Just kidding. Here's the list (in order of appearance):

The Hobo

The Guy Buying Red Bull & Vodka

The Indian Man

The Girl With The Art Supplies

The Girl Who Helps The Art Girl

The Cab Driver

The Basketball Players

The Guy Who Throws The Ball Over The Fence

The Old Lady

The Guy Who Helps The Old Lady

There's your options. Rank them 1-10 in the comments section. My list is after the break.

1. The Hobo. Not even close. Starting a bonfire in a garbage can with clothes someone just gave you because they're borderline homosexual, even though you are homeless? Winner in my book.

2. The Guy Who Throws The Ball Over The Fence. Simply because I knew it was going out of bounds - and if you didn't think so, you aren't smart. Look at the form. HAM or whatever the acronym is. He did none of the steps. HAM? MEAT? I forget. 

3. The Basketball Players. Typical hood kids, just taking a break from selling drugs to show up a white kid on the basketball court. 

4. The Guy Buying Red Bull & Vodka. Simply because it's a solid drink and he walked into a 7/11 with a gallon-sized Ziploc bag of change, knowing full well that he was going to inconvenience the cashier and everyone behind him. Related to that: the girl behind him is an absolute smoke show. 

5. The Girl Who Helps The Art Girl. Because she has her priorities in order, at least. What's going to help her more down the road: helping some nerd hold an art canvas that's going to sit in her closet forever or finding a potential husband? Come on. 

6. The Art Girl. And just a hair lower than the girl above her. I do feel bad that he shit got broken because, since she is an artist, she probably does not have a lot of disposable income and she may not be able to afford another canvas. 

7. The Indian Man. He's kind of in no man's land here because I think it's simultaneously awesome and awful that they cast an Indian man for the 7/11 owner role. And his reaction to the change was on point to what you'd see if you paid for a $50 purchase with change. I probably could have come up with something funnier to say but (as I am a cashier) I got a little upset when I saw the bag of change. 

8. The Cab Driver. There was no reason for him to flip the bird. He was inconvenienced by approximately 15 seconds and he felt the need to give the rudest gesture in American Sign Language? Total cab driver move. 

9. The Guy Who Helps The Old Lady. There's just no place for that kind of person in the world. 

10. The Old Lady. Because why are you walking around by yourself? There's also no place for that kind of person. Give it up and move into a home if you literally can't even cross the street.